Worm: She Ain't So Newter This Game

Fan drawing of Newter, one of the characters from Wildbow's web serial Worm, with Rogue from the X-Dudes, comparing notes on the relative suckiness of having the super-power of exuding hallucinogenic toxins from your skin that're powerful enough to send people into a coma if you try to hug 'em, and the power of draining people like a juice box just by high-fivin' them, respectively.

(Come to think of it, there was an episode of the X-Men Evolution cartoon where Toad had a crush on Rogue. If they'd ever hooked up and started a family, their kids probably would've ended up like Newter.)